Serial Sit-com: “America in Crisis”

By: Bill Whaley
12 October, 2019

Television’s Reality Crime Family

Trump, Putin, Moscow Mitch, Erdogan, Pompeo, Pence 

Play the small screen Against 

Pelosi, Schiff, Yovanovitch, Warren, Gonzales, Thunberg 

and the Sovereign Southern District of New York.


Screen writer-producer Vladimir Putin crafts a second season of his award winning 2016 melodrama while he pulls the strings of USA puppet President, Donald J. Trump, aided and abetted by “Moscow Mitch” McConnell in the 2019-20 version. Here Trump sends former mob prosecutor Attorney Giuliani abroad in search of the Bannon-Cambridge Analytics “Biden Conspiracy” even as Russian oligarch Derikpasa, invests in manufacturing per McConnell’s home state of Kentucky. 

While Moscow pulls the NRA Turtle right, the Chinese Communist send a “honey-trap” (Elaine Chou, Sec. of Transportation) who seduces the Senate strong arm from the left. The Sino-Soviet plot to destroy America comes right out of Sun Tzu’s “Art of War,” which makes the Machiavellian Prince, Moscow Mitch, seem  childlike in comparison to Chinese President Xi’s x-factor.

In a simultaneous putsch, Trump’s secret phone call from the Turk’s Autocrat Erdogan reveals the perfidious hair ball as a traitor to NATO. For the devilish Triad—Trump, Erdogan, Putin—have let loose  the Sulieman’s hoards against the “hostiles” or Kurds, one-time American allies (now being “cleansed” in real time right before American eyes, not unlike the Soviet’s fellow travelers i.e. NRA-Republicans who sponsor serial killers i.e. victims of gun violence at Sandy Hook, Aurora, Parkland, Las Vegas, Orlando, El Paso and Dayton), all of this thanks to the Koch Brother appeasers,  Pompeo-Pence in the White House, who kiss, not their wives, but their President’s feet.

Clear-eyed realists see Athena’s amazons taking on the Harpies at Fox and Devils in the Senate. As Sleepy Joe and the Heartfelt Bernie step back, so Marie Yovanovitch (Ukraine), Greta Thunberg (UN), and Emma Gonzales (Parkland) speak truth to power. Now Elizabeth Warren answers the call with a vision of reform, based on brainpower and wit. The Baltimore to San Francisco Sea Gull, Nancy Pelosi, flies above Chairman Adam Schiff’s committee as she craps on El Caudillo, the mobbed up Presidente and his consigliere, Rudiana.

And so the Sovereign Southern District of New York tracks the criminals home, to jail, and the dock in this serial soap opera, “America in Crisis,” a mimetic representation of  more than 200 years in the grand experiment on this continent, an experiment in seeking a more perfect union, now threatened by gangsters and Dixiecrats. 

For we Americans are merely an idea, an idea born in the words: “We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all [wo]men[LGBTI] are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness…”  That’s all we know and all we need to know.